wife VS husband :)

 

the husband

                          the wife                             

good evening dear. I’m now logged on.

have u got the grocery?

bad command or filename

but I told u in the morning dear!

erroneous syntax. Abort?

what about my new TV?

variable not found

at least give me you credit card. I want to do some shopping

SharingViolation. Access denied

Do u love me or do u only love computers or u just being funny?

too many parameters

it was a great mistake that I married to an idiot like u!

data typed mismatch

u’re a useless nuts

by default

what about your salary?

file in use. Try after some time

who was in your car this morning?

system is unstable. Press CTRL  ALT  DEL to reboot.

what is the relationship between u and ur secretary?

only user in my WRITE group

what is my value in our family?

unknown virus

I will leave u forever

close all the programs & log out for another user

it is worthless talking to u

shut down

I’m now going

it’s now safe to turn off your computer  

 p/s : that's what will happen if ur husband is too obsess with his computer.. dun think it's funny